Question by rogavit: I’m thinking of starting up a local torture chamber?
How should I attract clients?
I’m probably going to include racks, hot irons, burn stations and perhaps a central pit with ravenous dogs/bears.
I was thinking of giving discounts to seniors and kids but I’m a bit concerned it could erode my profitability.
Any advice is welcome.

Best answer:

Answer by jetski097
chain the tortured to a wall, and have the original, “It’s a small world after all” (Disney song) playing on repeat. It’ll get stuck in their heads and annoy the @^%* outta them.

Don’t get caught! lol!

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